In this wonderful Christmas monologue, the Nativity is seen from a totally new angle as a hotel inspector reports on a series of very strange events at certain inn in Bethlehem on one particular starry night. Oh, the rooms are alright, but the further the inspector ventures into the inn the stranger things become!

This script deploys humour to contrast the people who God choses to use (shepherds, wise men, angels and babies in mangers) with society’s ideals. God’s people apparently don’t fit into the ideal customer profile of a successful business! The key is in the inspector’s final question to the innkeeper : what do you really want?

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